Camp Covos 7/28

(Happy Birthday Mr. John)
Emily: Do you feel old?
John: Actually no!
Emily: Well you are.

Soooo

My throat hurts like nothing I've ever felt before. And I honestly don't know what to do about it. I can't breath without pain! And of course my nose is kinda sruffy so I can't breath that way. FAIL. That is all.

Camp Conovs 7/22

Liz: You expire March 21, 2011. You will be gone by then my friend. Because you are so so good!
John: So for the record... you're talking to peanutbutter?
Liz: HIS NAME IS SKIPPY! He is my best friend.
John: Your talking. To peanutbutter.

My co counselors <3

At my cousins.

So today I relaized just how much I missed my cousin. Back when were were little I'm pretty sure he was my best friend. Not like it was really my choice, but I saw the kid every day. And we got along fine. Then his jerkass father turned him into a jerkass. I'm pretty sure one time his dad said, "I'm glad I never had any girls, because all they do is whine." And this is where the problem arises. Now Jonathan is equally jerkass and doesn't want anything to do with me because I'm a girl. Therefore I whine. Becuase his dad hated me, he hated me. And then I hated him. He was a jerk. He randomly just hit his brother and I would defend the little kid. This made me the bad guy and pushed me further away. Now that his parents are divorced though, things are getting better I think. Today we had a half decent conversation about Japanese Whale Hunters... ok so it isn't the deepest conversation, but I didn't feel like hitting him once, and he actually seemed to enjoy my company. Go figure. Maybe things will change for the better now. I sure hope so.

5th Wheels?

I would just like to know how anyone could feel like a fifth wheel with like 10people. Who are the four that made you leave? It just boggles my mind. Those 4 must have really excluded the other 6 pretty bad. And the other 6 obviously couldn't stand to not talk to the 4 for a few minutes. I'm just bugged. Maybe it's stupid, it probably is. But hey, I'm allowed to be. I work to hard at everything to not be allowed to be bugged, even by stupid little things. So just calm down at get over yourself.

Movie Rant.

Tonight's featured film(s):

Dodgeball//Up

It seems like the most unlikely combination. Well, it basically is. Dodgeball made me think of all the times I've wanted to punch someone in the face. I mean... that Globe guy was so gay and wouldn't freaking admit it. I'm GLAD he got fat. In fact, out of all the creeps I've been arond in my life, he's the creeperest. AND HE'S A FICTIONAL CHARACTER. Like seriously. Oh but the pirate guy was awesome. Especially when he showed up all normal like. I was like WOAH. And then that kid from Accepted was in it!!!! That got me excited. So we finished that movie and the creep was fat and danced to 'Milkshake' (scared for life) so we needed something slightly more innocet. Naturally, we watched Up.

Now Up is a classic Disney/Pixar film. Which I absolutly love. Since I've seen the movie several times before, I got to say many quotes along with the characters and annoy the shit out of everyone around me. Also, every time Kevin did his little bird call thing, Megan, Matt, and I would scream like that goat in "Goat screams like man". If you havn't see that I highly suggest you watch it on youtube. Oh also I almost cried. I would. The begining always gets me. IT'S SO SAD AND I'M AN EMOTIONAL PERSON. Also, Doug is a friggin beast. And Carl is the most rockin old man. I mean he's at least 60 and he's friggin climbing garden hoses into houses and sword figthing with his walker. How many old me you know can do THAT?

So yea, Movie night was a success. I love my friends, and Brianna's homemade chips.

The wilderness must be explored! Ca-Caw! RAWR!

YOU'RE NOT A PIRATE STEVE!

<3

Friend of the Day

Sydnee Mae Alice Chipman

Syd (not STD) is seriously one of the most caring people I know, and even though some people decided to disregard that and move on, leaving everything she believes in unoticed, I admire her for how much she truly cares about people. Even if they annoy her to no end, she never stops caring. I wish Wisconsin was not so far from New Jersey. I feel like we could be best friends.

Also I love the way she types super obnoxiously loud.

Camp Convos

Little Sydnee: Miss Emily I don't like fitness.
Emily: Oh I'm sorry. You know... I have a friend named Sydnee. I bet SHE likes fitness.
Little Sydnee: Somehow I find that hard to believe.
Emily: Why?
Little Sydnee: Because for one, unfortunatly, the only Sydnee I ever heard of is me, so unless she lives on another planet I don't believe it. And for two, fitness is worse than being partnered with Jake for the threelegged race.
Little Jake: HEY!

Things I need to do before the end of the summer

In case anybody cared.

• All my summer work (kill me)
• Hang out with Lenny
• Hang out with Anna
• Hang out with Matt
• Hang out with Dylan
• Get a real job
• Hang out with Kate
• Hang out with Joey
• Bake cupcakes (irrelevant. I just want cupcakes)
• Make a dance to Lady Gaga's The Fame
• If anybody else wants to hang out I need to fit them in there too because ever time I make a promise to hang out with someone, another person asks to hang out. FAIL

Friend of the Day

Kate Conroy-Voza

"You're lucky. Because Jake loves you for who you are and not just because of the things you could do to his dick with your mouth."

She's pretty much the most awesome person I know. Because she says stupid things, and always thinks her lifes a mess but still manages to make me laugh more than anyone else. And even though I'm going to friggin get in trouble because its 11:18 and I'm laughing at the top of my lungs while everyone else trys to sleep, I love her and everything she says and does, including the stupid faces she makes in ever picture I get of her.

PARANUDE!

TOGETHERNESSSHAPE!

MY MIND THINKS IT WANTS TO DO SHROOMS!

TALKING BRITISH!

We're awesome. You're Jealous.

Love you Kate!